Limericks Week 48 – Thanksgiving

Its #thanksgiving week! here on my limericks pinterest page.

I post these little gems on my twitter feed… its all pretty simple and it has been helping me get myself in a creative mood in the morning. It beats trolling Facebook news feeds which had been my ‘morning with coffee’ routine. These are the pics for 11/24 through 11/28 (Mon – Fri, the pics for Saturday and Sunday are pinterest only)

You can check out all of the limericks on my pinterest page – http://www.pinterest.com/willalan64/limericks/

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Poem Alert – Julia Series

This poem is in the Elizabethan format. The form consists of fourteen lines structured as three quatrains and a couplet. The usual rhyme scheme is end-rhymed a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g.
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Julia Series

Julia Series

She looks amazing in that skirt so tight

It’s stretched smooth against her firm rear

I look forward to her striping tonight

Holding her naked, close and dear

 

She’s got style she’s got fashion flair

She takes scotch neat as a nightcap

Did I mentioned her heart shaped derriere

I enjoy in when it’s dancing on my lap

 

I like the way she dressed well

When she’s naughty she’s really good

When she goes commando you can’t tell

I only know when I check under the hood

 

Yes of the young nymph I am smitten

Lust has not so much stung as it has bitten

Something I Find Sexy – Christie Brinkley : Swim Harder

Christie Brinkley Swimsuit

Christie Brinkley Swimsuit

She emerges from the surf wet and breathless. She approaches me swaying her hips provocatively. Her body has the long lean lines of a predatory cat. Her movements are decidedly feline, graceful and effective. I cannot take my eyes from her. I wrap my arms around her waist as she wraps hers around my neck. Our lips meet. I find myself falling into her kiss as if falling down a well, or more like a tunnel.

 

It’s been years since we’ve been here and that tunnel through which I am kissing her transports us back. It’s as if we never left this beach those many years ago. Those lips of her haven’t changed. No, the only change is the renewed passion with which she uses them.

 

Her breasts press against my chest with a renewed vibrancy and I receive her with a fired up lust of my own. We were magic back then and by god the witch is back in her eye. I’m sure her charms are as effective as ever. My reaction to her is primal. I must have her, now. Like it was when we were then, passion ablaze, I want only to take her and ravish the rest of her body with these lips.

 

It’s been what, ten years now? Ten years since I received some very good advice. Larry came up to my desk one day while I was working and said to me “Swim harder”. There was a little bit more, but that is the nugget. The nugget of truth and good advice. Alas, its advice I did not put into practice.

 

Why? That is the question I return to now. It was so ‘on the mark’. He was tall, six three, lean and had thick white hair even though he was only in his forties. He was a programmer on the database side of the aisle. I was a programmer on the internet/intranet side of the aisle. We didn’t interact on a daily basis, our projects pretty much ran independently. But he was a man of insight, of that much I’m sure.

 

It was good advice then, and its good advice now. I have heard that it’s never too late to learn a new lesson. Old dogs, new trick, that old axiom rings in my ear. Although I do not often look at the past to dwell on regrets, I am at times reflective. There seems to be something about this time of year, not new year’s, that brings about my reflective self.

 

New year’s is a time of looking forward. I’m an optimist by nature. At least that’s what I tell myself. But by creating such a mantra for myself, am I burying my head in the sands of denial? I look around at where I am and I don’t often see much progress. But that’s the problem with my ethereal, intangible goals.

 

Yes, that’s where I think the problem lies. My goals need to be focused. They need to be more defined. I’ve read about ‘SMART‘ goals. Goals that are: specific, measurable, attainable, realistic and timely.

 

Goals need to be specific. There has to be a definition for them. Think of the six ‘W’ questions; who, what, when, where, why, and which. Answer as many of these as possible for each of your goals. “Get fit” is not a specific goal. “Loose twenty pounds in two months by watching my diet and exercising three days a week” is a specific goal.

 

Goals need to be measurable. Your goal needs a success criteria. How do you know when it’s been obtained? It needs measurable benchmarks or milestones. “Lose twenty pounds in two months” is a good goal. It can be measured. Setting smaller goals of two and a half pounds per week makes that goal even more measurable.

 

Goals need to be attainable. When you set a goal, you need to ask yourself if this is something that you are actually able to do.

 

Similarly, goals need to be realistic. You can set high goals for yourself, but be honest about both your abilities, and your willingness to pursue a certain goal.

 

Goals should also be timely. When developing your goals, don’t let them run on indefinitely. Bound them. Set time parameters. There’s nothing like a deadline for attuning the mind to its task. I think there is a quote about that floating around the internet. So it must be true.

Tuesday Top Ten : Thanksgiving

top_ten_listIt seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom from Want’ (Part of the four freedoms series) had become a symbol, often parodied, of the national Thanksgiving holiday. So here is the original, and a couple of variations on the theme… happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

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Monday – Status Update – Site Stats Spike

Autumn Status Update

Its week 48 of 52, four weeks left in this year! As far as the #limericks project goes, things are on course. I am kicking off #thanksgiving week, an irreverent look at the upcoming orgy of food, then shopping. I’ll recap the Monday through Friday releases on this site weekly. As always you can keep up with the daily releases on my twitter feed: https://twitter.com/wastor64. I’ve set a goal of doubling my twitter followers through this project. I’m also looking now at setting ‘engagement’ goals through the analytics.

This week the top ten will be celebrating thanksgiving as well, and Wednesday another essay will be posted so watch for a nice picture of Scarlett Johansson.

I’m still working on a title for the new project. I’m thinking “Objects in the Rear-view Window”, or ” The Past Approaches with Stealth”. I have to think of something catchy other than “Do Me My Friend’s Daddy” lol.

Also.. watch for it on Smashwords… I am in the process of putting the Caitlin story together and formatting it for distribution.

As for last week, the site stats took a real spike on Friday following the release of the Diana series poem. I think the traffic spike was due to a formatting change on the tweet announcing the posting on the blog. I will be putting together another poem, perhaps a Julia sonnet and formatting the tweet with similar hash-tags and so if I can replicate the traffic.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here: Lushstories.com
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at Literotica.com

Limericks Week 47 – A Journey to Oz

Its #wizardofoz week! here on my limericks pinterest page.

I post these little gems on my twitter feed… its all pretty simple and it has been helping me get myself in a creative mood in the morning. It beats trolling Facebook news feeds which had been my ‘morning with coffee’ routine. These are the pics for 11/17 through 11/21 (Mon – Fri, the pics for Saturday and Sunday are pinterest only)

You can check out all of the limericks on my pinterest page – http://www.pinterest.com/willalan64/limericks/

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Diana Series Poem

Tanka is a form of unrhymed Japanese poetry, with five sections structured in a 5-7-5-7-7 pattern of syllable similar to the haiku, which follows the more familiar 5 / 7 / 5 pattern. What follows is a brief interaction between lovers in seven stanzas each in the Tanka form.

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I rob her of sight

Wrapping lace over her eyes

I heighten her sense

Of taste, hearing, touch, suspense

Naked she waits for my touch

 

She’s mine to pleasure

My breath warms her waiting neck

She moans her response

Ripples of pleasure begin

Her anticipation sparks

 

She feels my fingers

Along her soft, supple thighs

She feels my warm lips

Around her erect nipple

Her anticipation grows

 

She feels my strong arms

Wrap themselves around her waist

She feels my hard cock

Pushing against her wet sex

Her anticipation burns

 

She feels me thrust deep

She thrusts back against me

She feels my firm hands

Grasping at her bucking hips

Her anticipation bursts

 

See feels my cock burst

Filling her with hot desire

See feels her own climax burst

Swept up in a wave a bliss

Her anticipation met

 

I kiss her sweet lips

Holding her naked to me

Feeling her heart race

As sweat joins us together

Naked she basks in a glow

Something I Find Sexy – Anne Hathaway in Skin Tight Spandex and Leather Boots

anne_hathaway_catwoman_tallThe Dark Knight Definitely Rises!

Anne Hathaway in a skin tight black spandex-leather outfit. And I mean Skin tight! The sight of her in this production still is drop dead gorgeous. Action figure! That best describes Anne as Catwoman. She is outfitted for action.

There’s a scene in the movie where she’s dancing with ‘Bruce Wayne’ and I can picture the scene in my mind and make edits to create my own director’s cut. The first edit is the costume change, getting Anne out of that dress and into this cat suit. Then, as I play the scene in my mind while we’re dancing I lead her away to a cozy little room. Closing the door, I feel her melting in my embrace as I reach down to firmly kiss those soft, red lips of hers and make known my less than honorable intentions. Yes, I intend to pleasure her to within an inch of her life mwahahaha.

Unzipping that outfit i can see her young, firm breasts springing out at me. They are eager for the attention of my lips as they are released from their confinement. Her smooth taught belly is warm against mine. I can feel her deft fingers making quick work unfastening my pants and releasing my growing erection. It pulses warm in her hand as her firm grasp excites me. My tongue wraps itself around hers.

As our tongues intertwine, I lay her down on the spacious bed adorned in white linens, where our limbs intertwine. I feel her long legs wonderfully wrap around me as my hands explore her nubile body. I run them along her, finding the spots she finds most sensitive. As my lips travel along her neck I feel her breath hot against my cheek.

I can hear her breathing becoming heavy as my lips and fingers continue their stimulation. Working her to a soft moaning I feel her hands reaching down and guiding my hard cock into her wet and waiting pussy. As I feel the claw if her nails on my back, I thrust my erection deep into her, impaling her with it. She lets a gasp escape those lush lips. Then I smile, listening to her moans as she starts to ride those early waves of pleasure flooding through her mind and loins.

She’s poised, ready for action. She knows what’s she’s doing and she’s ready to execute it. I need a bit of that. Too often I have an opportunity to write, where I get a break in the day, and with my trusty tablet at my side I could easily pick it up, turn it on and start working on a project. But often, I’m not prepared mentally to take advantage of those moments. I need to have a plan, a ‘go to’ plan where I’m ready to continue on my projects when the opportunity arises.

I’m thinking that by spending the time when I can’t write, focused on the stories that I’m working on, when I do get those writing times, I’ll be ready to go. I’ll be in the flow, fast not slow. I could be a real ‘action’ figure.

When I think about these productivity systems, like the seven habits, or the GTD (Getting Things Done) I am seduced. I start thinking about developing a habit for getting productive. It’s a sirens song of accomplishing the numerous little projects that I start. Perhaps if I didn’t start so many little projects in the first place. But aye, there’s the rub.

I lack action, but is it because I lack actionables? No! With my to do list ever growing there is no shortage of actionables.

But did I possess the motivation?

To get anything done, to accomplish any task you need three things… What, how and want. You need to know what to do. What is it that you actually need to do… Be specific.

Then you have to have the knowledge, the ‘how’ to do. If you do not have the knowledge to accomplish a task, then no matter how much you may want to do something, it isn’t getting done. Or at least not getting done correctly.

Then third, there is the ‘want’ to do… The will if you wish. It’s the motivation that actually gets you off the couch and swatting that damn fly buzzing around.

If you know what to do, and how to do, then do…

Have you noticed though that ‘why’ has not factored into this analysis? The reason for that is because in the realm of accomplishing tasks on the to do list ‘why’ is irrelevant. The fact that the task is on the list is its one reason.

Why is the question that gets a task on the list, and is a topic all its own. I’ll leave that for another day. See, another little project is born, just like that. But, at least THIS little essay is now ‘accomplished’. I have spoken my piece and I shall check it off my list of to-do’s and ‘sha-zam!’ a man of action is born. Now, where is that Catwoman…

Tue Top Ten – Russian Environmentalists

top_ten_listIt seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. So, let’s take a look at this date in history and we find that Russia ratified the Kyoto protocols Nov 18th 2004. In honor of that event here is a look at Russia’s top ten contributions to global hotness! ____________________________________________

 

01- Anna Kournikova

01- Anna Kournikova

02 - Irina Shayk

02 – Irina Shayk

03 - Anna Selezneva

03 – Anna Selezneva

04 - Natalia Vodianova

04 – Natalia Vodianova

05 - Sasha Pivovarova

05 – Sasha Pivovarova

06 - Daria Werbowy

06 – Daria Werbowy

07 - Natasha Poly

07 – Natasha Poly

08 - Anya Monzikova

08 – Anya Monzikova

09 - Eugenia Volodina

09 – Eugenia Volodina

10 - maria sharapova

10 – maria sharapova

Monday – Status Update

Autumn Status Update

Its week 47 of 52, less than five weeks left in this year! As far as the #limericks project goes, things are on course. I am kicking off #wizardsofoz week, a loving look at one girl’s journey through the magical land of oz. Expect hijinx. I’ll recap the Monday through Friday releases on this site weekly. As always you can keep up with the daily releases on my twitter feed: https://twitter.com/wastor64. I’ve set a goal of doubling my twitter followers through this project. I’m also looking now at setting ‘engagement’ goals through the analytics.

This week the top ten will be celebrating environmentally conscious Russians, and Thursday another essay will be posted so watch for a nice picture of Anne Hathaway.

The weekly serial is on hiatus while I’m working on another project which is still under wraps going back and forth with the editor. Its a story of sex, madness, and spending a summer at your friend’s house. I’m still working on a title for it… gotta think of something catchy other than “Do Me My Friend’s Daddy” lol.

Also.. watch for it on Smashwords… I am in the process of putting the Caitlin story together and formatting it for distribution.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here: Lushstories.com
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at Literotica.com