Limericks Week 44 – Happy Halloween

Its #halloweenweek! here on my limericks pinterest page. And today is Halloween!.

I post these little gems on my twitter feed… its all pretty simple and it has been helping me get myself in a creative mood in the morning. It beats trolling Facebook news feeds which had been my ‘morning with coffee’ routine. These are the pics for 10/28 through 10/31

You can check out all of the limericks on my pinterest page – http://www.pinterest.com/willalan64/limericks/

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Teusday Top Ten

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It seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. Its that time of year again Time to breakout of the old routine and masquerade as something else. So, without further ado.. My Top Ten Halloween costumes ____________________________________________


01_gothvampire

01) Goth Vampire


02_ringmaster

02) Sexy Ringleader


03_wench

03 Pirate Wench


04_witch

04) Witch


05_redridinghood

05) Red Ridinghood


06_evilqueen

06) Black Queen


07_demon

07) Demoness


07_queenofhearts

08) Queen of Hearts


08_alice

09) Alice in Wonderland


09_harlequinn

10) Harlequinn

 

Monday – Status Update

Autumn Status Update

Its week 44 of 52, (less than nine weeks left in this year!) and its #halloweeweek on the limericks project. This week’s limericks will all be focused on sexy Halloween costumes as we head into Halloween. I’ll recap the Monday through Friday releases on this site weekly. As always you can keep up with the daily releases on my twitter feed: https://twitter.com/wastor64.

Last week was a productive one here at the Will Alan blog; I posted one new essay in the ‘Something I Find Sexy’ series, I put together another ‘‘Tuesday Top Ten’ item, my list of the Top Ten TV news women here in NYC, and I posted the Friday limerick roundup. I did not release another episode of the weekly serial. I really do need to take a good hard look at that piece and see what I can do to lengthen it, and make it more relevant to erotic fiction and just make it a better story. I’m thinking that if I make the segments larger and more ‘encapsulated’, I will be able to maintain a focus on quality.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here: Lushstories.com
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at Literotica.com

Limericks Week 43

Its #sexywitchweek! here on my limericks pinterest page. Yes we are heading into the Halloween season.

I post these little gems on my twitter feed… its all pretty simple and it has been helping me get myself in a creative mood in the morning. It beats trolling Facebook news feeds which had been my ‘morning with coffee’ routine. These are the pics for 10/20 through 10/24

You can check out all of the limericks on my pinterest page – http://www.pinterest.com/willalan64/limericks/

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Something I Find Sexy – Katy Perry Sucking a Lollipop

katy_perry_lollipop_oralMy god, this is a sexy picture. Personally I think Katy Perry as a very attractive young lady. This picture of her is extremely sexy on a couple of levels.

 

Visually, the starched, white shirt with tartan skirt gives her a schoolgirl look. The open shirt looks carefree and tantalizing. The sexy schoolgirl archetype resonates with me even though I didn’t have a catholic education in my formative years. That black leather belt is the perfect accessory. Simply remove it from her svelte waist and use it to bind her wrists together behind her back. That would cause her chest to thrust out. That, of course, will make her breast seem fuller. Ripe firm melons ready to be sampled.

 

The way that tight white shirt hugs her feminine curves, her breast are perfectly highlighted in a way that’s sexy. The display is sensuous, not lewd. It’s all in the packaging. Those breasts look like a present ready to unwrap. Picture if you will, someone gift wrapping a basketball. You know when you receive it that it’s certainly a ball and yet, you still look forward to the surprise after unwrapping it. That’s what the right packaging will do. It highlights the experience instead of the breasts themselves, it the tease of the strip instead of jumping out naked.

 

And then there are those buttons. Again, it’s the art of the tease inherent in the stripping. The slow, steady, delay of ultimate gratification. I really think that we are losing the wonderful pleasure of heightened sensation of delay. Instant gratification sounds good on paper, but there is a greater reward of pleasure for those with patience. In this picture, there are just enough of those lovely little buttons undone to invite me to finish that task. Finishing it in a slow and sensuous way. Holding her close and let my nimble fingers do what they do best, work to raise her arousal. Slowly teasing her pleasure up a notch. Feeling her breath on my neck quickening as she anticipates what awaits.

 

Her face radiates youth with very little cosmetics. Those large blue eyes twinkling with a touch of mischief. Her pale lips pared to accept the candy. The way her teeth gently hold it while her tongue tentative samples it. Of course the round shaft attached to the candy give those lovely manicured fingers something to play with.

 

On a more emotive level, she has an air of wholesome sexuality I know that sounds a little contradictory, but I see so much raw, no, overt sexuality in pop star wannabes that it’s so over the top, like those heavy metal hair-bands from the eighties. I’m inclined to call it manufactured sexuality. Think Brittany Spears ten years ago, Madonna twenty years ago, or Miley Cyrus or Kesia today. They are trying to show you that they’re sexy, sexy, sexy, but at some level, I’m just not buying it. It doesn’t have a ring of authenticity about it.

 

But with Katy, her curvy sexy self is a natural part of her and she has a confidence in herself to be playful with that sexy part of her. Think about the humor in the James bond movies, it just came naturally with Sean Connery, but seemed so much more scripted and stilted with Timothy Dalton. There’s this line in a song from some boy band out now “you don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful.” Well, in Katy’s case, I’m pretty sure she knows she’s beautiful.

 

It’s her confidence about her sexuality that which enables her spoof that sexy playful self. And she does this with excellent burlesque style in many of her appearances. A great example of this is her “California Girls” video. If her sexuality were more about marketing and promotion than a natural part of her, the playfulness of her burlesque side wouldn’t have a natural feel that it has.

 

Look at the way sex is packaged how some of these pop stars are tarted up in the name of image branding. These flavors of the month are sweet but mostly inconsequent. They have nothing new to say. The singer songwriter like Alanis Morsette or Sara Bareilles have real power of concept in their music. And they are sexier for it. As for the Mariah Careys and Kesias their music just has volume. Although, truth be told, Mariah does have a splendid pair of volume controls up front. That’s an essay for another day, the joy of curves!

Teusday Top Ten

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It seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. Here in New York we are blessed with so many attractive TV News personalities. So, without further ado.. My Top Ten TV News Women ____________________________________________


01 - Darlene Rodriguez01) Darlene Rodriguez


02 - Contessa Brewer02) Contessa Brewer


03 - Jodi Applegate 03) Jodi Applegate


04 - Amy Freeze 04) Amy Freeze


05 - Tamsen Fadal 05) Tamsen Fadal


06 - Erika Tarantal 06) Erika Tarantal


07 - Lauren Scala 07) Lauren Scala


08 - Natalie Morales 08) Natalie Morales


09 - Julie Banderas 09) Julie Banderas


10 - Bianna Golodryga 10) Bianna Golodryga


Monday – Status Update

Autumn Status Update

Its week 43 of 52, (less than nine weeks left in this year!) and its #sexywitchweek on the limericks project. This week’s limericks will all be focused on sexy witches as we head into Halloween. I’ll recap the Monday through Friday releases on this site weekly. As always you can keep up with the daily releases on my twitter feed: https://twitter.com/wastor64.

Last week was a productive one here at the Will Alan blog; I posted one new essay in the ‘Something I Find Sexy’ series, I put together another ‘‘Tuesday Top Ten’ item my list of the Top Ten liquid writer’s block cures, and I posted the Friday limerick roundup. I did not release another episode of the weekly serial. I really do need to take a good hard look at that piece and see what I can do to lengthen it, and make it more relevant to erotic fiction and just make it a better story. I’m thinking that if I make the segments larger and more ‘encapsulated’, I will be able to maintain a focus on quality.

So as October settles in I will be busy with daily output. I have been reading Stephen King’s ‘On Writing” and really getting a couple of tangible ideas to put into practice. One of these ideas has me focusing on how many words I’m banging out on a daily basis. My goal is 1,000 words per day. Stephen writes about 2,000 words per day, before lunch! You know that there is an essay in there somewhere. I suppose that I could always tease it out. Perhaps even post it here.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here: Lushstories.com
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at Literotica.com

Limericks Week 42

Its #elviraweek! here on my limericks pinterest page. Yes a wonderful week with the vivacious Mistress of the Dark: Elvira. We are heading into the Halloween season.

I post these little gems on my twitter feed… its all pretty simple and it has been helping me get myself in a creative mood in the morning. It beats trolling Facebook news feeds which had been my ‘morning with coffee’ routine. These are the pics for 10/12 through 10/17

You can check out all of the limericks on my pinterest page – http://www.pinterest.com/willalan64/limericks/

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Something I Find Sexy – Raquel Welch in a Boy Scout Top

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This was sexy before I even knew what sexy was!

 

Gosh, when was this picture taken? It had to be the late seventies, maybe very early eighties. I was in my mid-teens. I suppose that I was old enough to be attracted to her but too young to know what to do with her. I recall a comedian saying that it’s a lot like dogs who chase cars. They chase diligently without any idea of how to drive one once they catch one. Still, I recall being spellbound, hypnotized by this image.

 

 

Her healthy tan looks great on her. Smooth and flawless her skin following it up to the nape of her neck. A thin gold chain in the only feline adornment. Simple and classy. Her large dark eyes with enhanced lashes are very feline. Tan and tone. Outdoorsy and those nails will definitely leave her mark upon you. She’s wearing this uniform as if she’s just mauled some young boy scout appetizer and now she’s ready to pounce on you. Those skin tight pants, with a high waist accent the beautiful curves of her hips. I think that I prefer the high waist to the low rise because I’ve seen too many unattractive muffins in low rise pants. They are like pleats in men’s pants. When it works its nice but it’s too easy for them to go wrong, and when they go wrong, they really look bad. The area just above her public mound in nowhere near muffin-ville.

 

Tying a shirt to expose the bare midriff is very sexy to me. The knot is practically an invitation to let your fingers get busy. You can use that knot much like a handle to pull her in close to you and taste her lips.

The noticeable absence of her brassiere speaks volumes. What is often an obstacle to arousal is already removed. A woman braless may not be wearing other barriers to pleasure.

 

 

Her hair frames her like the mane of a lion. It cascades to her shoulders. It’s auburn, the color of the embers of a fire ready to burn with a passion. Looking at her claws I can practically feel them digging into my shoulders as she rides me in wild abandon. Feeling those legs of hers wrapping themselves around me. Kneeing me like a jockey urging me on faster, harder, stronger! I recall the erotic possibilities of this picture like it was yesterday.

 

Looking back, back to that point in time, the main thought running through my mind is… possibilities. Life itself was brimming with possibilities. Just like the neural networks of little children all the branches of life’s decision tree were there intact. The magic we seek in the fountain of youth is the magic inherent in life’s possibilities. The possibility of youth.

 

But no matter where we find ourselves on the path of life the path still branches. Perhaps, at this point in my life, becoming astronaut may be off the table, but there are still several branches left to explore. Steve Covey talks about the irony of climbing the latter of success only to realize that its leaning against the wrong wall.

 

There are places along the path of life where the forks naturally; in high school choosing vocational electives, after high school with the college or vocation decisions, in college deciding on majors. Even after navigating those forks in life’s road, there are times and places where we naturally reevaluate things; those mile stone birthdays of thirty, and forty, and the midlife reinvention, reaffirmation, or complete collapse in crisis. At each point our personal timeline shortens, and so do the number of branches. We need to realize as Robert Frost once noted two roads diverge in a woods and we know not where or when that divergence takes place. Being self-aware creatures the beauty of the path is the divergence wherever and whenever we choose sometime fate intervenes; a death in the family, a job loss, or a promotion, or a change of location. Should you take the one less traveled that’s a decision only you can make. And it is one that makes the difference.

 

But I have noticed that if you find yourself walking down life’s road and there appears to be no forks you may just be traveling in a rut. Stop where you are an d carve your own fork. Life needs to branch. We grow by means of diverse experiences. The Chinese proverb ‘may you live in interesting times’ is a testament to that very thought. We ought never stop growing. These paths that we wander down selected from our younger days to yesterday is the story that comprises our life, hot curves, long nails, great tans, the whole package.

Teusday Top Ten

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It seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. In the movie ‘The Shining’ Jack Nicholson typed repeatedly “all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”. So, without further ado, here are my top ten reasons for watching football on Sunday. It starts off with the Broncos ends with the Raiders, and shows love throughout the NFL in between. ____________________________________________

 


 

01_samDenver Broncos – Sam


02_PatriciaDenver Broncos – Patricia


03_kerri_annNew York Jets – Kerri Ann


04_aliciaAtlanta Falcons – Alicia


05_PamMinnesota Vikings – Pam


06_caseyPhiladelphia Eagles – Casey


07_SarahHouston Texans – Sarah


08_jaquelinTampa Bay Buccaneers – Jacqueline


09_BessOakland Raiderettes – Bess


10_michelleOakland Raiderettes – Michelle


11_Dallas

The Dallas Cowboys