Monday – Status Update

Autumn Status Update

Its week 40 of 52, and its #cougarweek on the limericks project. This week’s limericks will all be focused on the ‘joy of cougars’ so I’ll post the Monday through Friday releases on this site on the third. As always you can keep up with the daily releases on my twitter feed:

As you may have noticed, I did not post the ‘next thrilling episode’ in our weekly series yesterday as it is still not written. I will be back on it this week, and release it next Sunday, the fifth.

However last week was a productive one here at the Will Alan blog; I posted one new poem in both the Julia series and Diana series, I put together another ‘Something I Find Sexy’ essay, and finally, I’m thinking of a new weekly feature… a ‘Tuesday Top Ten’ item. Last week I put together my list of the Top Ten Sofia Vergara runway outfits.

So as September yields to October I will be busy with the monthly statistics. I’m sure that I will have an essay regarding any revelations. And that should be posted midweek.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here:
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at

Poem Alert – Julia Series

This poem is in the Elizabethan format. The form consists of fourteen lines structured as three quatrains and a couplet. The usual rhyme scheme is end-rhymed a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f, g-g.


It’s fun to flirt with a girl with “Daddy Issues”

She flirts with youth’s abandon, freedom

Though she thinks it her free choice to choose

She’s been swept by my experienced wisdom


Her lithe naked body at ease in my arms

Her warmth entices me to play as such

I enjoy her youth and firm pert charms

they respond nicely to my experienced touch


Her lips let loose, plus! Plus! Merci! Oui!!

With her moans a youthful song is sung

As she writhes her fertile mound against me

She melts before my experienced tongue


As her climax carries her off to bliss

My experienced arm caress this dear miss

Limericks Week 39


This gallery contains 5 photos.

This week its the Johnnie Walker / Christina Hendricks series. These are five limericks with a common theme… Johnnie Walker / Christina Hendricks. There are two more in the series I’ll be posting this weekend I post these little gems … Continue reading

Poem Alert – Diana Series

Tanka is a form of unrhymed Japanese poetry, with five sections structured in a 5-7-5-7-7 pattern of syllable similar to the haiku, which follows the more familiar 5 / 7 / 5 pattern. What follows is a brief interaction between lovers in seven stanzas each in the Tanka form.



As I pour her wine

my eyes draw in her beauty

as she approaches

she discards her jacket and

makes herself at home with me


She enjoys her wine

It brings color to her cheeks

and warmth to her lips

and softness to her smile

and thoughts of lust to her mouth


Her wine soaked kisses

soon lead to wine soaked sucking

Her kissing descends

down from my lips past my neck

down from my chest to my cock


Her tongue swirls around

As the wine swirled in her glass

She makes me harden

Her lips move along my cock

Her tongue teasing round my head


The wine on her lips

intoxicates my manhood

I ache to feed her

as her hunger engulfs me

as her wine soaked lust drives her


She takes me in deeply

I thrust deep to satisfy

her lust hungry mouth

Her lips entice me harder

To the breaking point and then


I reach my climax

My seed explodes into her

She moans her delight

I satisfy her hunger

She satisfies my aching

Top Ten – Sofia Vergara Dresses

It seems that a blog just isn’t complete without a posting of some silly list or other. This post combines the silliness of a top ten list, with a little something that i find sexy. Here are ten Sofia Vergara red carpet outfits… what an hourglass! ____________________________________________

Sofía Margarita Vergara Vergara is a Colombian actress, comedian, television hostess, and model. Vergara was widely known for co-hosting two television shows for Spanish-language television network Univisión in the late 1990s. Wikipedia



2014 Emmys


2014 Golden Globes


2012 Golden Globes

04_2013 golden globes

2013 Golden Globes


2011 Screen Actors Guild


2012 Screen Actors Guild


2012 Academy Awards


2011 Emmys

09_2013 emmys

2013 Emmys

10_2011 golden globes

2011 Golden Globes


Honorable Mention 2012 SAG awards


Honorable Mention 2014 White House Correspondence Dinner



Something I Find Sexy – Katy Perry in Black Lingerie

Katy Perry in Black Lingerie

Katy Perry in Black Lingerie

Another image from the “Something I Find Sexy’ file. This black and white of Katy Perry in lingerie has very erotic qualities. Her ‘distant gaze’ is also very striking.

I love the way the black camisole hangs loosely from her breasts. The two straps holding it up at her shoulders can be easily swept aside. Revealing those breasts. Seeing them sway like the pocket watch of a hypnotist. All of my attention focused on them. Reaching out to feel their warmth. Feeling her nipples harden as my finger gentle roll around them. I listen to her deepening breath s she runs her finger through my hair. I can feel her hand behind my head guiding my lips to her taut nipples.


I twirl my tongue around them teasing. Taking my time with such a tasty treat. I feel her hot breath on my throat as she leaves a trail of kisses down my neck. She rolls me over and I let’s her pin my shoulders down as she probes my mouth with her tongue. I feel her breasts warm again my bare chest. Her wet pussy momentarily protects behind those black silk panties rubs firmly against my cock. I feel my excitement swelling it as she grinds her hips against my.


Enveloping her in my arms I roll her down on her back. She gasps in surprise of my hand as it swiftly removes the thin silken garment separating our union. She excludes another gasp as I enter her. The pleasure of my forceful engagement takes a moment for her to express with her moaning into my ear.

Monday – Status Update

Autumn Status Update

Its week 39 of 52. Last week I maintained the daily limerick posting, and posted of the weekly serial. I have fallen a bit more behind schedule and will have to seriously sit down and rework the production schedule. I *hate* doing that. It’s like admitting failure to myself.

In the meantime (blah blah blah blah-blah):

  • Literary Pursuits – a second Witch novella being serialized here and now
  • Erotic Proclivities  – read it here at Erotic Stories
  • Two Fingers – read it here:
  • Caitlin (Five chapter novella) – approved, read it here at
  • Dumb Drops (formerly Candy) chapter 1 and 2 – approved read it at Stories XNXX
  • Dumb Drops (formerly Candy) chapter 3 – Rejected! Its in rewrite now

Weekly Serial – Literary Pleasures 08

A tale of a librarian / witch with a cadre of acolytes who must fight a penny pinching town counsel to maintain their club’s funding…. this weeks episode: ‘Ronnie Gets Down to Business’

Literary Pleasures

Literary Pleasures

“So, why don’t you come in for that soda?” She asked her new found friend. It was a textbook case of being swept off her feet by a young man skilled at manipulation. Inviting this handsome young man in after her run in the park had been her idea, hadn’t it? It was only polite to offer him a nice cool drink.


“Yes, thank you Jessica” Pete was always polite. Walking into her living room he noticed the photos of Jessica and her husband. ” Gosh he’s got to be about fifty” he said as Jessica entered with the sodas.


“He’s fifty two actually” she said, sitting down next to Pete on the sofa. “It sure feels a good to get off those feet”


“Here, let me see those, I’m fairly good with feet”


“Sure” she said complying with his request. Her new friend sure has good ideas, and nice hands she thought as Pete removed her sneakers and socks.


She slowly plied her feet he kept mentioning how important it was to have such nice places like parks to run. Jessica was quick to agree, she loved the park, she agreed that it was good to feel free running in the park.


His hands felt so good her feet were feeling good too and she was becoming aware of a tingling racing through her. Pete was talking now about libraries and how it’s nice to have quiet places to study. Jessica was busy studying. Watching Hus lips. This young fresh lips.


She watched as Pete chatted and his hands started moving up her legs. He was massaging her calves and her tingling was growing. It felt good she thought finding new friends and feeling free and easy. Like dining circles in the park around and around. She wasn’t aware that she was falling further into Pete’s compliance.


She did enjoy those hands, her new friend had suck stimulating hands. And it’s fun to play with friends she kept thinking to herself. Those lips that filled her vision drew closer. She watch those lips moving closer and closer until she tasted the sweet and gentle kiss. Her tingling grew stronger and she felt herself melting.


As she raised her hips to let Pete take her shorts off Jessica just kept thinking how much fun it is to meet new friends… And play with them…