What can I say, April can be a tough month for my production. So much is going on at the store AND I am busy preparing taxes for paying clients. So I am often running out of time. This is evident in the monthly stats. Facebook followers are up only 1%; Twitter followers are down 2%; and I’ve actually lost one WordPress follower. WordPress views for April are down 44% from March, though March was up 852% over February. Posting Limericks to Facebook User Groups has been good for traffic, especially in March.
And that’s where I’ve been focusing what little attention I had in April. I’ve been running two different daily limericks in most cases; a ‘PG’ rated version for distribution on the general Facebook wall, and an ‘R’ rated version for distribution in the Facebook Adult Humor groups. But this has not had any significant impact on driving traffic to the Smashwords site were the limerick books are posted.
Fifteen weeks! Damn, Limericks Volume Three has been stuck in editing for three weeks. It has not been a very productive past couple of weeks. As tax time winds down there is a lot more client work that needs to be cleared off of the desk, and well, money comes first. But by next week… yes next week, volume three will get posted… I can feel it!
And this past week wasn’t all dormant as a dormouse… I have been getting limericks posted to twitter and the book of faces. But I’m a bit lagging in getting them uploaded at Pinterest…
Also, I’ve been occasionally dropping the Limericks on my Google Circles page… does anybody have any feedback or opinion of Circles as a viable social media site or an I just posting on the next new MySpace with that?
Here’s an excerpt from something I’m working on now:
As I was awakened by the sounds of moaning I could hear it coming from the hall. I got up and went out to see if my aunt was alright fearing she may be I’ll, or injured… Her door was ajar and as I opened it I saw her stretched out on her bed bathed in bright moonlight. Her light blue satin nightgown was bunched up around her waist, her legs were speed and her hands burrows between her pale thighs.
I stood there in the doorway frozen in shock and surprise. I had never seen a woman masturbating before… Not even on the internet… And the sight here and now mesmerized me. As my paralysis left me I could feel my cock swelling with the excitement. I had never thought of my aunt in sexual way but now it was the only thing I could think of.
Her soft sweet lips moaning and gasps as her head tossed and turned the main of black curls tossing… As her climax approached her cries grow higher and louder, but it was the scent that I had a particular notice of. A pungent musky aroma that Emirates from her… It struck me full as I breathed in her scent, my nostrils flaring… I became aware that my own hand worked its way into my sleep pants and around my twitching cock… As my aunt came I climaxed too. My cum soaking into my sleep-pants…
I saw my aunt’s hands fall limp beside her. Her climax complete she drifted deeper into sleep… Her breasts fussing and falling as her breathing resumed it’s normal pace…
I was aware of my standing there… Watching her half make form on the bed and growing hard again… I returned to my bed with another aching hard-on waiting to me satisfied… And for the second time that might o thought if having this cock satisfied by my aunt. As I masturbated again that though grew move vivid.
The next morning I headed down stairs. I slept in late and it must have been around nine in the morning. My aunt was already washing a couple of breakfast dishes.
“Hey, you’re up late, is everything ok?” She asked as she saw me flop down as the table.
“Yeah, sure” I answered. Then, I tentatively added “there was just this noise keeping me up I suppose.”
“you’re probably not used to the nocturnal sounds of nature out there in the woods. There are a lot of animals that prowl around, you’re bound to hear something or other out there”
She finished fixing another large cup of coffee before heading upstairs to her desk, her writing and the view. She gave no indication of anything amiss.
Its Biker Babe Week!
Yes, I have noticed that I seem to have lost a week here… A whole week. But you know, its not the first time that I’ve fallen off my G.T.D. wagon. Too many projects I suppose all clamoring for attention, that and getting caught up in the NetFlix net of new series. I’m watching Travelers, which my brother turned me on to, and the SciFi / Action show Zoo! so my creative endeavors have taken a hit.
But this week ends the month and it will be time for a reflection on the month to see how my ‘social media presence’ has expanded. I have been looking to expand the visibility of the limericks, mostly through Facebook Group. I have been getting very encouraging feedback there, and I would like to take a moment to thank everyone who visit this blog through that venue.
I’ve had some inquiries, and I’m looking to launch volume three of the limericks next week. Right now a friend of mine is proofreading / editing them. I value her feedback as she has a pair of good ears for limericks.
While you’re here… Check out Naughty Boy’s Book of Limericks Volume 1:
A book of questionable verse
Compact, economical, terse
Do not give to the kid
You’ll be sorry you did
They do go from bad to worse
Last week’s production is going to be done this week… keeping up with the paperwork has set me behind a week… I hate being behind but paying gig’s before hobbies eh. So It’s coming up to St Patrick’s Day… my favorite holiday of them all. I really should post some parade pics here on Friday.